Reason #23 Why I’m A Badass

This week I almost got thrown out of the country! Unfortunately I wasn’t tear gassed or handcuffed or anything – I missed a youth riot in Rome by three hours and still cry about it when I’m alone in my apartment – but it could definitely be considered a rather risky ruffling of the feathers […]

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italians working out: LOL

Just went to the gym. It was pretty funny. There were about six or seven people in the enormous fancy workout room. Here’s what I observed from my treadmill in the corner: Italian men and women love to stretch. They do this extensively before their big ten to fifteen minutes of either walking slowly on […]

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Vespas and Hilary Duff movies were invented by Satan

You thought you’ve seen road rage in New York City? Or worse, experienced it yourself in Florida? Well think again. You are blissfully ignorant of the true meaning of the phrase until you have mistakenly stepped in front of a Vespa tearing through the streets of Florence. The main issue here is that Vespas race […]

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